I Hate Apartment Hunting: Don’t Worry There’s Actually Something Fitness Related In This Post
Posted on Jul 6th, 2010 by Tony Gentilcore Tags: Bret Contreras, strength training, Tony Gentilcore, Women trainingHoly mother of god, it’s hot as balls outside. I think it hit 100 degrees here in the Boston area today. And, as luck would have it, I picked the hottest day out of the year to go apartment searching.
NOTE: Does anyone else find it painfully uncomfortable when, despite the fact your realtor said you’d be stopping by at 4 o’clock to scope the place out, you arrive to check out someone’s apartment, and it’s blatantly obvious they weren’t expecting anyone to show up? What’s more, you know that they know you’re judging them?
Wait, what was that? Naw, no worries - I can barely smell the cat piss on the walls.
Nevertheless, the search is on yet again. I’ve moved every year for the past six years, and I’m hoping that this next one will last me a while. For the record, if anyone happens to be renting an apartment (or knows of anyone renting), in the Somerville/Brookline area let me know. My only requirements are as follows:
- A parking spot for my tank.
- I can use my chainsaw whenever I want, even if it’s just to cut my toast.
- Toilet seat must be custom made with a gold plated finish.
- Pets must be allowed. Including, but not limited to, dogs, panthers, komodo dragons, and sharks with lasers on their heads.

- heat and hot water included.
On that note I need to get back on Craigslist and continue my search. In the meantime, however, I just wanted to share an interview I did for Bret Contreras over at his site last week. Bret was gracious enough to take part in an interview on my site not too long ago (you can check out both parts here and here), and I was more than happy to reciprocate the sentiment when he asked me to do the same. Check it out HERE. It’s pretty awesome.
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Comments ( 4 )
Greg R. added these pithy words on Jul 7th, 2010 at 12:45 pm |Great Interview Tony - I am / just finished apt. hunting myself. It is also annoying when the landlord thinks it’s easy to drop off your first months rent and application at odd hours of the day like 2p. Apparently the heat is too much and he can’t last until 6p - does this mean he literally shuts off at 3p…Robot?
Joey Taraborelli added these pithy words on Jul 7th, 2010 at 6:31 pm |MOVE TO RI! I need a roommate! I’m roommate hunting myself. Sucks this time of year. Good luck finding a spot in Boston Tony!
Tim added these pithy words on Jul 8th, 2010 at 10:33 am |Tony, I posted the comments below at Contreras’ blog as well, but wanted to make sure you saw them:
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I think you’ve succeeded in your goal of “entertaining while informing.” You’re maybe the funniest of the (respected) fitness writers out there (including TC), and you’re still young and growing as a writer. I see you as sort of the “Bill Simmons of Fitness Writers,” thinking of Simmons maybe 7-8 years ago before he had New York Times bestsellers.
As for you being an “elitist”: in your business as a trainer, you’re not going to be stating things with a lot of qualifiers. In your business as a writer (and being interviewed falls closer to the latter category), I DO think it would help to qualify some of the statements about “best” ways to train, as I think it would enhance your credibility.
I also think it would help to remember that your audience of trainees is probably slightly different than your audience of readers in a key sense: the trainees skew younger, higher percentile athlete genetics, are motivated primarily by performance goals, have really good social support for their programs, and are supervised by your handsome and motivating self, making program compliance less of a worry. Your reading audience will be a bit older than your trainees, have less good genetics than your trainees, be motivated primarily by aesthetic considerations, and less-than-ideal social support and the absence of your luminous presence.
At any rate…keep up the good work, Tony.
Justin added these pithy words on Jul 14th, 2010 at 10:01 pm |This guy outsourced his apartment hunting, somewhat. Cost him $90. He still had to visit the top picks choosen for him though.
http://savagethoughts.com/post/810789091/how-i-outsourced-my-apartment-hunt
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Tony Gentilcore is a Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist (CSCS) and Certified Personal Trainer (CPT) through the National Strength and Conditioning Association. Currently residing in the greater Boston area and co-founder of