Tony Gentilcore

Because heavy things won't lift themselves

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Last Week, Eric posted a video of intern Roger dominating the competition (to the tune of 8th place overall) in the World 2007 Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships. Since that video was posted, CP has been ground-zero for EPIC, impromptu RPS battles. Staff vs. Roger Clients vs. Roger Girlfriends vs. Roger Rosemary the cafeteria lady vs. […]


Just Some Random Stuff. OMGHARRYPOTTEROPENSINTWOWEEKS!!!

I’m swamped this morning catching up on “stuff.” And by “stuff,” what I really mean is buying advanced tickets for the new Harry Potter movie coming out in two weeks. As such, I’m sitting here in the office with my red/yellow scarf around my neck trying to write programs for today: Hint: only those who […]


The Anti-Tracy Anderson Women’s Training Group

The title speaks for itself. It sounds so much better than just saying “Women’s Training Group” doesn’t it? And lets be honest, we all know I get a sense of gratification anytime I can poke fun at Botox McMakeShitUp Tracy Anderson. Nevertheless, I’d like to take this opportunity to let everyone know about a new […]


I Actually Have Something Important and Reflective To Say Today. Who Knew?!?!

if you’ve been reading my blog for any length time, you’ll know that there are a few on-going “themes” or ideas that I tend to address: 1. Hot girls are hot 2. Leg curls suck (sorry, you will never convince me otherwise) 3. Kim Kardashian’s badonkadonk should have its’ own zip code. 4. People have […]